The Love Mugger

Imagine this: you're on your way home from work after the graveyard shift at the convenience store. Before you clocked out, you bought yourself two handfuls of chocolate and a six pack of canned cocktails for what is sure to be yet another lonely valentine's day.

You just want to get home as soon as possible, so you consider taking the back alleys. You've heard of people getting robbed in these alleys though, not to mention you heard about the local lollipop factory getting cleaned out in broad daylight by a single "heavily armed" suspect earlier today on the radio while at work. However, taking the alleys shaves an entirely unrealistic hour and a half off your walk home.

Against your better judgment, you take to the alleys. Things are surprisingly peaceful, and you start to wonder what all the exposition above was for in the first place. You can almost see the streetlight at the end of the final alley, when suddenly...

You are approached by an absolute behemoth of a person. Even in the low lighting you can clearly discern that they are rippling with more muscle than you have ever seen on a single person in your life. As you crane your gaze up past the monstrous pecs, you realize that this ridiculously jacked body belongs to a woman. In sharp contrast to her brutal physique, though, she's actually super cute - a little lacking in sleep, maybe, but cute nonetheless.

Frozen in a state of sheer intimidation and possibly even arousal, you stare at her, the grip on your chocolate and booze beginning to loosen as you slip further and further into a confused daze.

Sensing your completely understandable apprehension, the woman starts to blush and proposes to you a question...
_________________________________

Lol just a silly Valentines picture featuring devmgf's character Cutie Pie. It wasn't originally meant to be a valentine's tie-in at all, but somehow this scenario came to mind, so I went with it!

Its a little early....HAH! for you guys! Its 6am valentine's day as of the time of posting this lol